Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Daddy Lessons

Last night, X-man was playing in the tub and he and daddy were "sword fighting" with a sponge alligator and giraffe. I got the giraffe and tried to play with X-man the same way daddy had been and X-man wouldn't do it! So daddy imparted this knowledge that he assumed X-man had already picked up on...

"It's not good for a boy to fight with a girl. It's a no win situation. Either you're that guy that got beat up by a girl or you're that guy that hit a girl. You lose!"

3 comments:

and rudeness said...

Hilarious. Those men of ours just think they have it all figured out dont they?!

^starshine said...

That is too funny!!

Scribbit said...

That's right--I've been working with my 8 year old on this one. There was this crazy girl who would attack him on the playground and rip off his glasses, try to pin him down and pummel him, just obnoxious. Poor David could only just run because he'd been taught not to mess with a girl. I felt so bad because the teacher wouldn't do anything about it. He took it for quite a while then breathed a sigh of relief when summer hit.