My Sniffer's Broken!

I'm pretty sure my sense of smell is all out of whack. Is it some kind of primal defense mechanism? Keeping the woman with child out of the way of danger?

I swear, it smells like someone has smoked a cigarette in my office! I don't smoke and no one around me smokes! The secretary doesn't smell anything, but it's really getting on my nerves. I've got a yummy pink vanilla grapefruit candle on my little hot plate...maybe that'll help.